Soulja Boy aint got $%^# on me!

I'm a model, you know what I mean.

Well hey, it has been a long time and I have been keeping busy. I have gone out for dinner to Circus Grill, gone to Stonewalls for lunch and have now visited my very first beach. As Zed always says "Busy, Busy, Busy."

We went to Circus Grill with "The Neighbours" from Canada and all I can say is BIG HAIR, wow. They were very nice though and even gave me a gift. The night went smoothly and I was very well behaved for Mommy and Daddy. I instead took it out on them that night. Overall rating - 7/10*.

Next was Stonewalls. I met Chef Neil at the hospital as he brought my Mommy breakfast one morning and sent her flowers for going through this so called "labour" process. Neil was nice but smelt a little funny (like someone who works in a kitchen!). Everyone was toting Stonewalls as this great restaurant with a very nice atmosphere and it was. The only thing is that Neil AKA "Creme" tried to serve me breast milk with cream and when I refused, decided to follow it up with formula and cream, man french cooking has gone to his head. Overall rating - 8/10*.

Today I journeyed to the beach with my Mommy and Daddy and Kadie and Zed. The day was beautiful and I could not have asked for more. I let them know right away that I was in charge of everything by making everyone take turns rocking, feeding, changing and cuddling me (I am so cute that I don't think anyone knew that it was a part of my master plan). I was very excited as it was the big debut of me in my swimsuit (something I know many boys my age have been awaiting!). Not to toot my own horn, but I looked HOT! The only downfall of the beach were that these woman kept asking me if I wanted a massage. No offense, but I only do spas. Overall rating - 9.5/10

I wanted to take the time out and tell my oh so cute cousin Noah, congratulations for turning one month. I read on Auntie Kirsten's blog all about it and I was really happy to hear that all is well across the pond. Rumour has it, that we will soon be meeting - Can't wait! And by the way, love the shades!

xoxo

Cal

* St. Kitts rating scale

Six days old and 'tude to boot.

Hi World it is me again, little Princess Calleigh. I am officially six days old and have the attitude of a twelve- year-old pageant queen. My sleeping patterns are all over the place, not like I need my beauty sleep but it is taking its toll on Mommy and Daddy. I sleep pretty much all day but I can't seem to get my nights right. Is it my fault that I like to eat? Just take a look at my Daddy, do you blame me? I believe that I am starting to enjoy the look on their faces at 11 pm, 12:15 am, 1:30 am, 3:45 am, and 5 am, especially when the cats begin making noise at every opportunity in between these times.

Every morning at 5 am Daddy and I go downstairs and watch Sports Center. I only make it about five to ten minutes as the old man doesn't know that I am a girl and don't like sports. Hmmm maybe that is his plan. Anyway, after this we go down to Grandma Karen's and I get to expose her to the LLLAAAAAA's. I really enjoy going to Grandma Karen's and watch her try to get me to sleep and stop the LLLAAAAAA's. She puts me on my stomach, my back, her shoulder, across her waist and she even tries the soother thing, LOL. I do love Grandma Karen tons but she is so gullible. However, she did buy me this swing that I absolutely love. However, I think my Mommy and Daddy love it more! I wonder why!?

Although I put my Mommy through an endless amount of diaper changes, I love her so much and cannot thank her enough for everything. My Daddy told me about my entrance into the world, which I thought was pretty scary, but am so super duper appreciative for. My Mommy also wakes up with me and feeds me at all hours of the night an day even though she is in so much pain (apparently childbirth takes a lot out of a person - I don't see it) and is so tired. I love her to death but that does not mean that I will not continue to be a little poop stain for the rest of my life.

Thats all for now, bye.

Allow me to introduce myself!

Well hello everyone, my name is Calleigh Sahely Christina Astaphan and belive me when I say it has taken me a while to learn how to spell it. I was born at 1:15 PM on Wednesday the 19th of March. I was 8 lbs. 14 oz. and 23 inches in length, so I was pretty big I guess. I was the weight of my Mother at birth and the length of my Father. Not only that but I was born on my Father original due date which happens to also be my Great Grandmother's birthday.

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank Dr. Jeffers who my Father thinks is the best person on the planet right now. While I am on the topic of thank yous, I would also like to thank my cousin Noah who wrote me a note when I was born to welcome me to the world. The only thing was that it was really tough to read in an English accent. I'll work on that!

Well I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself. I look forward to keeping everyone up to date on my life and upcoming events.

PEACE OUT!!!